Podford University: Bo-Vine Dry, Show Thine Chalice, Spice Thine Wing
"Fear is in the eyes of the feared, not the learned"
Podford University, a prominent University in the larger academic landscape of our modern era was once, believe it or not, a mere twinkle in the eyes of prominent English humanitarian, magician, and founder Gerald Podford...
The wise professor Sheila Cranigozi once told me: "The road to knowledge is paved with learning."
In the words of our fearless founder: "Learn like no one is watching."
Remember: at Podford University the only thing stronger than swords is knowledge.
When life hands you knowledge, make lemonade.