Podford University

When 3 idiots can’t remember the layout of their beloved campus, consequences await the unluckiest of the bunch: Vin

As the boys embark on yet another year of learning and personal young-adult growth, they can't help but look backward to last year: Our 2021 In-Review.

The boys have some nerve promising food-related conversation and serving up crumbs

The boys sit down to enjoy FreeForm's Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas, a film about dating a dead person or something, available on Hulu.

It's Dino-Huntin' season when the boys step into the Podcast Pyramid for this year's belated and mandatory Thanksgiving Special

When the boys discover their Podcast Pyramid has been converted to a Ringling Brothers Circus, all hell breaks loose as they desperately try and keep P.T. Barnum from killing more animals.

When the boys receive a solicitation from one Jeff Mustard to promote a horse-related, month-long charity, they comply

In a world where Tom Clancy is frequently mistaken for the original author of the word "Pumpkin", we bring you Podford University.

When the boy's give Brandon an inch, he inevitably takes a mile. Tune in for the follow-up to last week's penultimate podcast flop, Goose News 2

Vin was too cocky or something to make time for us this week, so Brandon and Joe pick apart the latest Netflix craze, one marble at a time.

When a man discovers an art commission loophole, he's revered. When a chef removes the center from a bagel, he's reviled.

The boys are kicking off their sophomore year with changes! Enjoy this short, delectable glimpse into the future of Podford University.

The boys return to the on-campus News Room. As journalists, they cast a long shadow, occasionally spooking others in the field so much so that they're forced to change careers

The boys are deservingly appointed as heads of the on-campus News Room. They promptly deliver the news with a ferocity and agility the likes of which has not been seen in the space in decades.

Most podcasts would take a week off when one of their cohosts are unable to record. Not us. No, we waste our listeners' time with an insane, albeit short, dumpster dive.

Returned safely to the resort island after a hostile tour of Boston, the boys find they must set sail in open waters if there's any hope of setting foot on their beloved campus, again.

After a hurricane annihilates Brandon's inflatable swan, the boys find themselves in unfamiliar territory: the tropical region of Boston, Massachusetts

The boys once again wander into the Resort Arcade, a facility well-equipped with all manner of video game. On today's menu, Doki Doki Literature Club!

The boys find themselves, on Vin's dad's dime, at an exclusive resort out in the Caribbean or something. There, they try their hand at the resort's infamous Mahi-Mahi Spotting Challenge

The boys find themselves trapped in a haunted house during their otherwise peaceful island vacation, or whatever. There, they sit down and discuss yet another Straight-to-HBOMax pancake.

The boys find themselves escaping a terrifying tropical storm by taking refuge in the beach-front Podford Arcade. There, they endeavor to unlock the secrets of one of the greatest games of all time, Mass Effect.

Chris Higgins (@higgyC), in an Oscarworthy performance, becomes Gerald Podford, the Master of Ceremonies at this, the 273rd Ann 273rd Anniversary & Graduation Ceremony

The boys find themselves at Podford Arcade, late one night, with a fresh copy of Resident Evil Village. Trouble is, they’re too scared to actually play it.

Desperate to withhold the truth from their parents, the boys break into the Registrar’s vault in an effort to change their grades, all with help from a mysterious friend

The boys participate in the school's annual foot race. The stakes, however, may surprise you. It sure surprised them!

The boys follow up their College X Games victory with a trip to the local watering hole where they drink soda, listen to music, and watch Dean Gerald Podford host SNL

The gang heads to Podford's Cormac Gondolo theater to watch the cinematic reboot of everyone’s favorite fighting game franchise.

The boys do the unthinkable and infiltrate a frat party with a handful of disguises, some character cards, and an arsenal of lousy accents.

The boys promised Sara Cars and the Registrar they’d let them know if MLB The Show 21 was worth a look. Trouble is, they didn’t actually play it.

In 1966, the U.S. became the first country in the world to require a health warning on cigarettes. Unfortunately, Dean Gerald Podford (@higgyC) was a troll under a bridge during this critical moment in history.

On today's Podford Film Club, the gang heads over to the Cormac Gondola Theater to watch some very big punches thrown by two (or three) enormous titans.

The gang celebrates Tiki Barber Day, a post Spring Break reminder to not fumble your homework. Later, they consider the adoption of a disgusting and wet swamp dog.

On today's inaugural Podford Film Club, the gang heads over to the Cormac Gondola Theater to check out the much-hyped "Snyder Cut" of DC's Justice League

Gerald Podford, Chris Higgins (@higgyC), is gracious enough to offer the school 10% off an all-expenses-paid vacation to an island he's purchased. A Jimmy Buffett cover band, led by Mark D'Meadows, delights those in attendance.

On today's Podford Game Club, the gang dives into Undertale, the much beloved 8-bit indie hit, to see who among them has determination (Joe + Brandon) and who does not (Vin).

As Joe prepares for his debut as a starter on the school's basketball team, his friends Vin and Brandon choose to interpret the festivities' namesake literally

On today's debut of Podford University's Official Game Club, the gang heads to the on-campus arcade to celebrate their love for Yes, Your Grace - a medieval resource management sim available for PC and Console.

On today's episode of Podford University, the school is proud to announce the installation of a refurbished McDonald's Ice Cream machine. The students, however, get more than they bargained for.

When Brandon discovers the podcast department keeps petty cash on-hand for emergencies, a lust for fine foods and material luxuries get the better of him.

Gerald Podford, performed by Chris Higgins (@higgyC), invites the boys into the basement of his Dean's Mansion. There, they finally see an explanation for all of their pigeon-related efforts these past few weeks.

Guest Chris Higgins (@higgyC) joins us as Dean Gerald Podford to ring in the annual Shark Ball wherein one "Duke of Valentines" puts on a show like nothing you or Animal Planet has seen before.

On today's adventure, the boys find themselves stuck in an infinite time loop. Brandon, the only one aware of the situation, joins forces with a mythical groundhog to set the flow of time right once again.

The boys attend an on-campus job fair, eager to earn a few bucks in between classes. They leave, however, with more than they bargained for: lots of pigeon information.

At the behest of Gerald Podford, performed by Chris Higgins (@higgyC), the boys find themselves at the Dean's Mansion where Gerald offers them an all-expenses-paid trip to the Nicobar Islands. But why?

A plague of invasive and possibly dangerous orchid growths invade the campus grounds when Brandon discovers he absolutely must have one atop his desk

On this, the very first episode of 2021, the boys celebrate the passage of time by literally traveling through it, all while maintaining a safe distance from some very pesky, angry swamp dogs.

Charles Dickens, played by Gerald Podford, performed by Chris Higgins (@HiggyC), delights all with a Podford rendition of his classic Christmas tale! Feat. Anthony John Agnello (@ajohnagnello) as Jacob Marley/Abernathy Wickspittle.

Joe, Brandon, and Vin again find themselves at Show And Tell 409, presenting their favorite purple items. Gerald Podford, performed by Chris Higgins (@higgyC), narrates the class's robot professor.

The boys grab a few on-the-house drinks at the local watering hole before succumbing to the realization that a good, hot meal is nothing to take for granted.

The University holds its annual Battleship Charity Fundraiser, sending the participants into rage-induced mayhem. Featuring Chris Higgins (@higgyC) as Gerald Podford.

Guest Chris Higgins (@higgyC) joins us as Podford University founder and newly appointed Dean, Gerald Podford, for a thankfully normal day on campus.

Guest Anthony John Agnello (@continuepod and @vg_grooves) joins us as Head Dean Wickspittle along with newcomer Chris Higgins (@higgyC) in a mad dash fight for survival, power, and humanity beneath the University's famed Podcast Pyramid.

Guest Anthony John Agnello of @continuepod and @vg_grooves joins the fray as Head Dean Wickspittle, a man hell-bent on rooting out a purported evil plaguing Podford's most secret society.

"Trees are the daddies of the forest and the lakes the mommies, and we are but their babies" - Desmond Artimace, PHS Founder

Guest Anthony John Agnello of @continuepod and @vg_grooves joins the fray as Head Dean Wickspittle in today's romp through a campus entranced by a mysterious Duke.

"Fear is in the eyes of the feared, not the learned"

The wise professor Sheila Cranigozi once told me: "The road to knowledge is paved with learning."

In the words of our fearless founder: "Learn like no one is watching."

Remember: at Podford University the only thing stronger than swords is knowledge.