Happy Tiki Barber Day! Podford University's annual reminder to 'not fumble your homework' is finally here! But, that isn't the only cause for excitement this week; The school is holding its very first swamp dog adoption drive. The swamp dog epidemic, as you likely know, has plagued this campus for decades and the Office of Student Affairs has decided it's high time we did something about it. So, please be sure to take some time to visit Rasputin Hall B today through Sunday and adopt one of these wet, lovable pups. Oh and don't forget... keep it high and keep it tight!