Smoking cigarettes are dangerous to your health. Podford University does not condone the smoking of cigarettes or other forms of tobacco. We do, officially, condemn the behavior of our Dean and staff that were roped into his money-making scheme. We ask that you, the listener, pay special attention to the action of one "Brandon", the co-host of the Podfordcast frequently described as "the dumb one." His actions, perhaps most of all, are actions especially worthy of ignoring. We thank you for reading this disclaimer and hope you enjoy today's episode despite the warnings.