They say, "If you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself" and this holds true as ever on Podford campus this week. Gerald, beloved Dean and founder of his titular university, has decided to re-instantiate one of the school's oldest traditions. And let me stop you now: "but the annual foot race tradition has been maintained even in Gerald's absence" ... Yes, you're quite right. However, Gerald is here to ensure that the foot race is carried out in the manner in which it was originally intended: with consequences. So, if you've like to learn what Gerald's terms are for participating in the annual foot race, be sure to tune in to another great episode of today's show.