While Uncle Pete doesn’t actually work or teach at Podford officially, his knowledge of sales is invaluable to students who accidentally take his fake Marketing 101 class. It turns out they may actually learn something, though, and Uncle Pete may actually pay off his aluminum siding debt while they’re at it.
Dartmouth, best known for his love and reverie of wood, became a professor at Podford University late in life. In his 70s now, he struggles to recall the entirety of his decades of expertise while just one facet remains clear as day: the construction and art of stairsmanship.
As a long-time hobbyist-turned-professional Bear Lawyer, taking on cases most impovershed bears wouldn't dream of pursuing, Stelios earned his stripes infamously in the fall of 2005, defending the likes of one 'Ransom the Bear' in the precedent-setting Ransom v The State of Idaho.
The enigmatic Dr. Shark is the genius behind the most exclusive, sought after course at Podford University: Fish Lab 208. Their name is a coincidence. Dr. Fish Shark originally brought the idea of The Lab to Oxford, Yale and Princeton, though it was mutually agreed upon that Podford was the only school capable of handling the class.
The semi-well-to-do proprietor of the Pod On The Rocks pub that strattles the Podford University demarcation line, Ol' Doc knows how to serve up a fancy martini, a rustic hard lemonade, and if you've got the stones for it, the spiciest chicken wings this side of the Atlantic.
Riddled with emphysema and a former and founding member of the Joffreys Group, this retired finance rat decided to try his hand at running a college in an effort to discover the shortest distance to lining his own pockets. May he rest in peace.
Mark, a consummate optimist, can be found in Podford's robust band and orchestral facilities most of the time, despite the fact that he travels nearly 6 combined hours each day to and from work. He is nothing if not fully committed to bringing the gift of music to his students.
A mysterious figure known for bestowing one University, each Halloween, with the privilege of legally being allowed to hold a Symphony of the Fright festival, this ageless Duke loves eating fresh apples and entrancing students with his gaze before returning to the night from whence he came.
In bringing Show & Tell to a collegiate-level venue, human emotions had to be removed. The Showbot 5000 was developed by Podford Science to fairly and accurately judge over 14 million unique items, making Podford the premiere Show & Tell university in the nation.
- Can be found in: Show & Tell 409
A disgusting, deformed, three-hundred-year-old husk, The Troll can be found under the bridge near the old creek. Well, that is until he took his rightful place as Head Dean of Podford University and transformed back into his original flesh.
- Played by: Vin Genova
Head of the newly formed Avian Enthusiasts Club at Podford. It's unclear if he's an older student or a very young expert of birds. Either way, Birdely's emphatuation with flying animals is undeniable even if his social skills leave something to be desired.