Do you hear the march of the E3 Army in the distance? They approach, swords in hand, ready to conquer your wallet and monopolize your free time. The drums grow louder, the chants more sinister. You hear a voice in the crowd, desperately, “save yourself” but as you move to reply your father-brother covers your open mouth, sushing you with his other. You’ve made it this far, no sense in compromising your safety at this point. Another fortnight, and we’ll be free again … until next year.

Speaking of Fortnite, it’s pretty nuts what Epic has accomplished this year. The fam celebrates their achievement with awe and some light clapping before discussing the Pokemon info drop we received earlier this week. You’ll have to wait a bit longer than you hoped for that new mainline entry on the Nintendo Switch but there are some ways to pass the time while you wait, courtesy GameFreak. After dishing about some other juicy headlines, the boys discuss which games they’d pick if forced to limit their gaming to just 5 titles for the next 12 months. The results will shock you. Shock. You. Thanks for listening!