Today marks only one more week until Andrew and I are neck deep in Octopath Traveler. It just occurred to me that they never actually named the game; they simply removed ‘Project’ from the front of it. I’m hoping that’s the worst thing I have to say about this lovely looking JRPG. Also, if this previewis to be believed, the wait has been well worth our time.

On this, the forty-third episode of The Cartridge Family, I’ve had enough. Ubisoft is at it again saying things they’ll regret saying in the near future. EA is off doing the same, awkwardly narrating some otherwise decent looking gameplayfor upcoming shooter, Anthem. What I’ve truly had enough of is Buffa and his eponymous Beatdowns. He thinks he can waltz in here and tear my limbs off week after week, all in the name of retro gaming. I’ve had enough. It hurts. It really hurts. Thanks for listening. Send prayers.